Dear Club Kid,

White capris? Check. Spiked hair? Yeah man! Frosted tips? You know it. DJ-style headphones? Of course. Getting your pump on to sick tunes? Bro. Can of Red Bull instead of water? Dude, check. Under the age of 50? ........Damn. So close.

Sincerely,

Jim Letters




Dear Middle-Aged Man in Shorts Too Short,

Oh, the time when the shorts were short and the socks were high. I've only heard of those glory days, or seen grainy footage on YouTube. Mostly involving basketballs. I bet a lot of other stuff was cool too. But we traded those days for interwebs and iPads. And longer shorts. It's kinda like a package deal.

But keep tucking in that 'Gone Fishin' shirt. Some style should never change.

Sincerely,

Jim Letters